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Post by joseph on Tue Sep 02, 2008 5:25 pm

There once was a world inhabited by penguins
Who lived in harmony
Til the humans came and left but one
That fulfilled a prophecy
That penguin grew forty-six feet high...
(actually, forty-six and four inches.)
...Forty-six foot four
And he went to kill the elephants
(Actually, they've been gone. You can thank the Flight of the Conchords.)

(Mark: Mkay, I'm tired of this medieval sounding crap. Can we move on to my version?)
(Joseph: Fine, have it your way.)

WHOOOOOOOOOOOOA
WHOOOOOOOOOOOOOA
WORLD DOMINATION BY A PENGUIN

He placed his throne on
The Eiffel Tower
Where he will regain all his power
He made a puffin
His lovely queen
Who would oversee every scene, but
Humans were dying
From attempts of flying
Rebellion was trying (to kill him)

(Joseph: Okay, yeah. This whole punk/post-hardcore thing isn't working for me.)
(Mark: Fine, what do you have in mind?)
(Joseph: COUNTRY.)
(Mark: ... No.)
(Joseph: Fine. How about this?)

[insert totally awesome riff here]

(Mark: We're telling a story about a penguin, remember?)
(Joseph: Ohyeahh....)
(Mark: Dude... I think... it's time.)
(Joseph: You're telling me we've wasted that much time already?)
(Mark: Shut up and sing.)

Then the humans shot him with their guns
The penguin got mad and shouted with fun:
"PENGUIN SOLO."

....
....
....
....
(Joseph: Wait, what sound does a penguin make?)
(Mark: ... I don't remember.)
(Joseph: So... we wasted another solo. THIRD TIME THIS WEEK, MAN.)
(Mark: ... YEAH.)

...
PENGUINS RULE THE WORLD.

[insert explosion here]

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Post by Reaper on Tue Sep 02, 2008 5:40 pm

you do realize if penguins leave the cold climate they will get colds and die

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Post by pandaWaffle on Tue Sep 02, 2008 5:46 pm

France is cold... ish.
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Post by joseph on Tue Sep 02, 2008 5:53 pm

Psh, that's what they want you to think. Wink

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Post by Reaper on Tue Sep 02, 2008 6:00 pm

no im serious
that is the biggest threat for zookeepers is for them to catch colds and infect penguins

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Post by joseph on Tue Sep 02, 2008 6:02 pm

Wellyeahh.
But this penguin fulfilled a prophecy that made him immune to colds and other various things.

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Post by Reaper on Tue Sep 02, 2008 6:05 pm

they also have to live in cold temperatures because their sweat glands have not been develod so they would die of hyperthemia

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Post by joseph on Tue Sep 02, 2008 6:08 pm

Dude.
He fulfilled a damn prophecy.
THE END.

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Post by Reaper on Tue Sep 02, 2008 6:13 pm

sure you could have picked a better animal

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Post by joseph on Tue Sep 02, 2008 6:20 pm

Fine, YOU write a song on a prophecy-fulfilling animal.

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Post by Guest on Wed Jun 24, 2009 12:06 am

I like penguins. Ahaha. Sorry, this post looked lonely.

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Post by Reaper on Wed Jun 24, 2009 8:44 pm

sure did lets start a panda revelution
or a monkey one

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Post by Guest on Wed Jun 24, 2009 10:10 pm

PANDAS!! Heck yes.

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Post by pandaWaffle on Wed Jun 24, 2009 10:12 pm

I always believed that badgers would take over the world.
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Post by Reaper on Fri Jun 26, 2009 2:12 am

i will rule them with an iron fist

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Post by Guest on Sat Jun 27, 2009 1:11 am

Hm..I think I'll be the ruler thank you very much.

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