Kill youself then drop something.

I pick up President Obama and his body guards kill me for touching him.

I drop a computer keyboard.

I pick up the computer keyboard.
Nothing happens.
I go outside.
It's raining.
The computer keyboard is apparently plugged in.
That's not what kills me.
It's the police that think that I stole the computer keyboard.

I drop a carrot.

the guy from shoot'em up kills me with it

i drop a bouncy ball

I pick up the bouncey ball but I drop in on the road in front of an incoming car.
The car runs over the ball, causing it to swerve in my direction and run me over.
I die from blood loss.

I drop a human thumb.

I pick up the thumb.

Nothing happens.
But then people start chasing me.
It was apparently Michael Jackson's.
They want it.

I am trampled to death.
I drop a Hello Panda cookie thing.

i pick up hello panda thing

i choke and die on it
i drop a flatscreen tv with an xbox 360

I decide to play with the Xbox 360.

The lights turn off.
Chuckie comes out of the closet.
He eats me.

I drop my heart.

i pick up the heart and sell it on the black market.

As im walking away i get back stabbed and shot in the back of the head

i drop money

Didn't you already use this one?

I pick it up.
It's stolen money.

The cops shoot me.
I drop a cow.

try to pick cow up and break my spine and die from the bone marrow leaking into the my blood stopping my heart

i drop a shirt

I pick up the shirt.
I try it on.
It belonged to a dead man.
He takes vengeance.


I drop a falling star.

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try and pick up star. being that its super heated and extemely heavy it burns and chrushes me

i drop love

I pick up love.
I let it envelope me.
I see the one I love about to die.
I jump in front of them so save them.

I drop my sanity.

pick up sanity.
i end up killing myself because to much sanity destoreyed my dreams

drop words

I pick up words.

Who knew that words could kill?

I drop the Great Wall of China.

it fell on me

drop a scythe

I pick up the scythe
but it's extremely overwhelming dark powers consume me.

I drop a map.

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Hi. Let's take a brake to review the rules.

pandaWaffle wrote:Using the item dropped in the post above you kill yourself/die

DancingwiththeStars wrote:I decide to play with the Xbox 360.

The lights turn off.
Chuckie comes out of the closet.
He eats me.

whoojoseph wrote:I try and electrocute myself, realizing [the lamp is] not plugged in.. Throwing the lamp to the wall, it reflects to the chandelier conveniently placed above me, dropping on top of me. The chandelier doesn't kill me, but the rat poison I ingested earlier does.

In the above posts, the Xbox and the lamp were supposed to kill you.
As creative as these are, you did not use the item that was dropped.

DancingwiththeStars wrote:I pick up words.

Who knew that words could kill?

Please describe the actual death.
"The words were cold and harsh. They break my heart and I die" would have been a more acceptable response.

Happy gaming!

i eat map and chock to death

drop a chucky the killer doll

I pick up the Chuckie doll.
It doesn't eat me.
It chokes me to death.

I drop my life.

pick up life and kicks me out of my body

drop coke

Do you mean drink coke? Or cocaine coke?

For drink coke:
I decide to take a sip, forgetting I'm allergic.
I die of massive hives in my throat.

For cocaine coke:
I have a high tolerance of drugs.
I take more and more until I die of overdose.

In either instances, I drop my chemistry book.

i try and make a bomb with the chemistry book
it does work but not at the right time

i drop ashes

I pick up the ashes.
They go up my nose and into my throat.
I die of suffocation.

I drop a premature baby.

*Off topic: BUT OH MY GOD I'M STUCK HERE UNTIL 11 AM TOMORROW.

I pick up the baby and try to care for it,
but it dies.
In my despair, I kill myself.

As I hang from the ceiling,
I drop the Reply button!
[dun dun dun!]

reply button doesnt work and i spend the rest of my life pushing to get this thing out

drop a zebra