Re: Memories of Ambition Discussion

by **Reaper** Thu Jun 17, 2010 10:18 pm

so you can get FLAIR

by **D.N.A.** Thu Jun 17, 2010 10:42 pm

You get the votes, Joseph? I'm eager for an update :O

by **joseph** Thu Jun 17, 2010 10:43 pm

Yeah, and I'm updating right now. Sorry, it's a pretty big update Razz

by **D.N.A.** Thu Jun 17, 2010 10:44 pm

Ah good good. I like Glen Davis sized updates.

by **joseph** Thu Jun 17, 2010 11:05 pm

There we go, monster update.

So each of you are gonna have to pick one path: path 1, path 2, path 3 and path 4. Each path's got something different in it, and no one can go with another person. One path each.

by **Reaper** Thu Jun 17, 2010 11:10 pm

hooray i magically get better Awesome

i dont even need the liquid shockdial

by **D.N.A.** Thu Jun 17, 2010 11:10 pm

Goddammit more splitting up....

by Yao Guai Thu Jun 17, 2010 11:20 pm

Is that when the Xenomorphs close in and kill us off?

by **joseph** Thu Jun 17, 2010 11:24 pm

Depends on the path you take. Razz

by Yao Guai Thu Jun 17, 2010 11:25 pm

Oh, and.. not sure what to post, because there doesn't seem to be a way to say "I'll go take that one road, you know, the one with uh.. grass?" How do I pick a path?

by **joseph** Thu Jun 17, 2010 11:25 pm

Far left, left, right, and far right. Pick your poison. Razz

by **D.N.A.** Thu Jun 17, 2010 11:27 pm

Well, you've got either the far left or the one in between the one Ghost and Emil took now Razz

by Yao Guai Thu Jun 17, 2010 11:28 pm

Facebook distracted me! Off we go, then!

by **Reaper** Thu Jun 17, 2010 11:53 pm

victory is mine!!!!!!!

D.N.A. wrote:
ED: You see a well groomed garden. In the middle, on a small hill, you see a gazebo.
ERIC: A gazebo? What color is it?
ED: [pause] It's white, Eric.
ERIC: How far away is it?
ED: About 50 yards.
ERIC: How big is it?
ED: [pause] It's about 30 ft across, 15 ft high, with a pointed top.
ERIC: I use my sword to detect good on it.
ED: It's not good, Eric. It's a gazebo.
ERIC: [pause] I call out to it.
ED: It won't answer. It's a gazebo.
ERIC: [pause] I sheathe my sword and draw my bow and arrows. Does it respond in any way?
ED: No, Eric, it's a gazebo!
ERIC: I shoot it with my bow. [roll to hit] What happened?
ED: There is now a gazebo with an arrow sticking out of it.
ERIC: [pause] Wasn't it wounded?
ED: OF COURSE NOT, ERIC! IT'S A GAZEBO!
ERIC: [whimper] But that was a +3 arrow!
ED: It's a gazebo, Eric, a GAZEBO! If you really want to try to destroy it, you could try to chop it with an axe, I suppose, or you could try to burn it, but I don't know why anybody would even try. It's a @#$%!! gazebo!
ERIC: [long pause. He has no axe or fire spells.] I run away.
ED: [thoroughly frustrated] It's too late. You've awakened the gazebo. It catches you and eats you.
ERIC: [reaching for his dice] Maybe I'll roll up a fire-using mage so I can avenge my Paladin.

by **D.N.A.** Fri Jun 18, 2010 12:09 am

xDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD that was a +3 arrow!

And I was so tempted to write "Emil pissed himself and ran away, startled by the memory hunters."

by **joseph** Fri Jun 18, 2010 12:13 am

DAMMIT, YOU SAW THROUGH MY PLANS GHOST NOW I HAVE TO KILL YOU

And aren't you glad you didn't HAVE to battle all of them? Meow

by **D.N.A.** Fri Jun 18, 2010 12:14 am

Yes. Quite. Especially since there was nothing out there to use as improvised weaponry XD

by **joseph** Fri Jun 18, 2010 12:14 am

Well, their threat level was 2. So you could've mopped the floor with them and got some extra flair xD

by Yao Guai Fri Jun 18, 2010 12:15 am

I'm just hoping that those chests aren't D&D mimics.

by **D.N.A.** Fri Jun 18, 2010 12:16 am

Ehh I don't think I need flair anyways. It's all good Razz

It would have been more painful for both of us if I took the combat, I think.

by **joseph** Fri Jun 18, 2010 12:25 am

Sorry Wes, I don't play D&D so I don't know if I'm mimicking them or not xD

And you have a good point, maybe it's a better choice. Razz

by **D.N.A.** Fri Jun 18, 2010 12:47 am

But it was a +3 knife!

by **joseph** Fri Jun 18, 2010 12:48 am

It's a gazebo, Matt, a GAZEBO! If you really want to try to destroy it, you could try to chop it with an axe, I suppose, or you could try to burn it, but I don't know why anybody would even try. It's a @#$%!! gazebo!

by **Reaper** Fri Jun 18, 2010 12:48 am

i run away

by **joseph** Fri Jun 18, 2010 12:53 am

It's too late. You've awakened the gazebo. It catches you and eats you.

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