Kill youself then drop something.

stolen from here

How to play:
1. Using the item dropped in the post above you kill yourself/die in an epic/weird way. (Be creative!)
2. Drop an item.
3. ???
4. Profit!

example:

post 01 wrote:A violin exploded in my face, blowing out my brains.
I drop a pen.

post 02 wrote:I pick up the pen. It is in fact a laser beam gun in disguise. It shoots me in the heart.
I drop a box of chocolate.

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First death:
An elderly woman beats me to death with her walker.
I drop a nail file.

I step on the nail file and it paralyzes me from the waist down. I can't move and giant spiders come to eat me alive.
I drop my glasses.

I pick up the glasses and put them on. They were possessed by a vengeful spirit that takes over my body and stabs my neck.

I drop a glass of water.

I'm thirsty and drink the water. It really contains a drug that knocks me unconscious and I get gang raped before they kill me, and dump me into the Pacific Ocean.

I drop my necklace.

I pick up the necklace and try it on. It's too tight around my neck and I suffocate to death.

I drop my iPod.

I decide to listen to the iPod. Unfortunately, the earphones don't fit me, so I try to find ones that do fit. I trip on air, hit my head, and die instantly of a blood clot in my brain.

I drop a wig in the process.

I pick up the wig and try it on. It gets into my eyes, momentarily blinding me.
As I stumble along, I trip over a passing sloth and fall onto a parking meter, impaling myself.

I drop song lyrics.

Reading the song lyrics, I realize that I was reading "Thriller". Remembering Michael Jackson, I become depressed due to his death and commit suicide.

I drop a pair of shorts.

I pick up the shorts, but they were infested with a deadly fungi.

I drop a box of crayons.

I decide to color with them. But they're filled with yellow gas. So as I color, I inhale the fumes, and get blinded. I try to get up in attempts to rinse my eyes out, but when I reach the sink, I turn on the water but I can't tell the water's already flooding. It reaches the floor, where I slip, hit my head against the marble and die of a knife slipping of the counter and into my heart.

I drop my LG Vu.

I pick up your cell phone but it's One Missed Call all over again.

I drop my note book.

I pick up your notebook. I find 7 days written on it. Samara eats me.

I drop my ring in the process.

[I was hoping for a Death Note related death. Don't worry, though. ]

I try on the ring but it is the ONE RING TO RULE THEM ALL. ^{dun dun DUN!}
I go insane and jump off a nearby cliff.

In the process, I drop a motor scooter!

pick up motor scooter and turn it on and it explodes

drop a penny

I pick up the penny thinking it's lucky. It's not. Abraham Lincoln climbs out of the penny and pushes me into a blackhole.

I drop a sock.

I pick up the sock but it is actually a dragon in disguise and it eats me.

I drop a pair of gloves.

I wear them. Nothing happens. I'm amazed at this discovery that I didn't realize that I walked straight into a lion's home.

I obviously get eaten.

I drop my retainers.

they are infected i put it in my mouth and get infected

drop a seringe

I think I was smart enough not to touch the needle. But I trip. So my glasses fall and I'm looking for the syringe. I really can't find it because it falls on my butt as I tripped. Now the liquid in the syringe was blood from a potential AIDS patient.

Turns out they were positive. I die a slow and painful death over the course of 3 months.

I drop a rose.

i pick up the rose and prick my finger and get attacked by a werewolf

i drop ice cream

I decide that I'm going to leave the ice cream alone. I don't realize that it's in front of me and I slip. The slip isn't what kills me; it's the obese kid that wants the ice cream who sits on me, thus killing me.

I drop a leprechaun.

i pick up the lepricauns gold and it kills me for it

i drop a gun

I pick it up. Get scared and throw it into a bush. A serial killer comes out of no where and shoots me.

I drop a lamp.

I try and electrocute myself, realizing it's not plugged in.. Throwing the lamp to the wall, it reflects to the chandelier conveniently placed above me, dropping on top of me. The chandelier doesn't kill me, but the rat poison I ingested earlier does.

I drop a receipt from K-Mart.

I pick up the receipt, thinking it's the receipt so I can return the darn lamp.
It gives me a paper cut. I think "Oh snaps." Jasper Cullen eats me whole.

I drop President Obama.