Silent Scout Discussion

Nick Wyght, where have you been all my life? We're like 5 pages in and I've already been able to do so many memorable things with him. It is a joy to RP as him. A short list of my personal favs of what I've gotten to do.

• Curse to my heart's content
  
• Call myself "the baddest ass I know".
  
• Genocide the cafeteria
  
• Get Tranquilized
  
• Misconstrue my team mate's actions and assume he is Jewish
  
• Misconstrue the same team mate's actions and assume that not only is he Jewish, he is also homosexual and possibly of Persian heritage
  
• Say "Sorry, I don't speak Jew"
  
• Have a one line five flair combat post
  
• Misconstrue the entire mission objective from "We were sent by Colonel Santorum to find Giant Tito so we can stop the Black Bandoliers" to "We were sent by General Santa Ana to find Giant Titties so we can stop the Black Bitches"
  
• Call my team mates a douchebag and a fag
  
• Crotch chop a chair over my dick and having it explode

Good shit.

someone posted to my terrible post
lets continue where we left off!! ill fix up a discription soon!
im excited

Yeah haha, with the school year getting started again, let's see how far we can take these campaigns before shit gets hectic

Sorry, I know you can see me on here but the reason I'm not posting is because I'm constrained to my phone right now and I think it would take me a million and a half hours to post anything decent on here lol

Edit: Ugh, so not proud of that post. Gotta shake out the cobwebs. But atleast it'll move us forward.

No kidding i dont even remember the names of the characters that we were playing with. haha

Sage Athos and Nick lol

ok
im going to post
then roll dice
then post again
so wait for the second posting to post

*done with the posts, so post to your hearts content*

I was half hoping that Nick's [?] Roll would lead him to interrogating a street light or something, then proceeding to fuck it to oblivion....... damn you Good Luck, haha. Anyway, there we are. I had fun with that one, thanks for the Iron Man toy, Matt

And now Sage pillars for superlulz

Watch this whole campaign basically be "We accidentally killed our source of information so we went to find another but we accidentally killed them too so we just went home and had shawarma". Oddly enough, I'd be fine with that.

But in all seriousness what are we doing now?

I know the "giant titties" part was giant tito who Nick killed, and so therefore we shouldn't need any more "Giant Titties" but I don't know what we have to do next

Leave that up to me
I'll figure out a way to get us on the right track

Joseph, I totally thought your entire post was just in Athos' head... until I read it again just now and realized what actually happened....

I don't even know how Nick would react to seeing what he just saw XD

orignally i was going to post tonight but im going to put it off until tomorrow when im less tired.

The reaction to Athos' attempt to be Tony Stark? Athos has moments of stupidity that would even leave the dim-witted speechless. He takes pride in that

oh btw joseph two things
that was a godmodding back there, next time you do something like that with Athos, you cant say you hit the bartender, you have to say something of the effect of, launched in the direction of the bartender.
the second is that I know Athos is in his own world and I appriate some of the stupid stuff he does, but there has to be some sort of connect between your character and the mission, i mean he may be retarded but he still has an idea of whats going on, he is still as soldier, i mean you went full retard, everyone knows you never go full retard.


this is basically what i am saying

Yeah, Joseph, stop being such a dumbshit.

Excuse me while I continue searching for Giant Titties

Edit: Also, I'm gonna use 4 our of my 5 GP to buy myself a muscle so now I'm at 7

I can't watch the video since I'm on my phone, but I know what you mean. My bad. I guess that in my attempt to compensate for Athos' mute handicap, I've neglected a lot of the main situation at hand and emphasized his retard factor too much. Athos is a little harder for me than I thought, but I'll correct him from helpless Jew to semi-capable soldier.

And I'll update as soon as I get home.

ok i progressed it a little.
ITs ok to post. Be your character

Matt, the character you just presented to us makes it reeeeeeeeeaally hard to not go complete Athos retard mode........... but alas, we must move on.

Not to double post, but again, Matt, this guy is either the bane of Atho's existence as a soldier or his ticket to nirvana. His shiny senses aren't even tingling anymore, they're just off the charts.

We need to get bigger charts.

haha yeah i just threw in the discoball to spice things up