You laugh you lose.
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Re: You laugh you lose.
Not sure where else to put it, but here's a story from a recent homework assignment for my Design Professionals in Society class.
It’s a beautiful day in the neighborhood, thought Fred Rogers, as he bent down to pick up the morning newspaper from the sidewalk. As he straightened up, Johnny Walker, the twelve-year old kid next door yells, “Look out, old man!” and crashes into him with his skateboard, knocking him down, breaking his ankle and severing an artery. As Fred howls in pain and bleeds copiously, Ruth Moses, the nosy neighbor across the street shouts, “That serves you right for being a sinner. Now you won’t be committing adultery anymore with Jessica, that desperate housewife on the corner.” Jim, Jessica’s husband, is passing by in his new Toyota Prius and overhears Ruth; he believes her statement to be true, because Jessica has been acting strangely of late. In fact, Jessica Simpson has been taking garden tools and other loose items from around the neighborhood to give to her gardener with whom she is having an affair and who looks a lot like Fred Rogers when Fred was twenty years younger. Jim is so upset he loses control of his vehicle and crashes into a power pole. The power pole falls on the Prius and electrocutes Jim, because the car was improperly grounded. Karen Allen, standing on her porch, sees the whole thing and is emotionally traumatized. She faints and strikes her head on the porch rail. She subsequently receives medical treatment for a concussion and is in pain for three weeks. Dinah Mite, another neighbor, runs from her backyard to find out what all the noise is about. She collides with Barney Google, who takes out a knife and swings it wildly at her, thinking he is being attacked. Dinah pulls out her can of mace and sprays Barney. Lois Lane meanwhile has called 911 to summon an ambulance for Mr. Rogers. The 911 dispatch operator for the City mistakenly believes that the address is on Sesame Street instead of Second Street and the ambulance is dispatched to the wrong location. Lois renders emergency treatment to Mr. Rogers and brings the bleeding under control with a tourniquet, saving his life. The ambulance arrives half an hour later than it would have if it had gone immediately to the right address. However, the tourniquet has been kept on too long and Fred ends up losing his leg below the knee.
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...AFM1 wrote:
That's depressing.
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I lul'd at Joseph's post.
Curse you.
=shakes fist=
Curse you.
=shakes fist=
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PAGE STRETCH, GO!!!
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For Joseph[-ish]:
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Yes, I can throw my voice, now
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