Corrupt A Wish

the goldfish died in 2 days after you get it

i wish i was immortal

Wish granted, but you get bored with your life and attempt suicide millions of times, only to have you live on painfully.

I wish we had a new smiley.

The new smiley causes the forum to crash and burn.

I wish to repaint my room.

you repaint your room but it is the same color as before

i wish i could control the universe

You control the universe. But God deletes it right after.

I wish I didn't have to modify this post literally 5 times before I got to post.

you dont but then everyone else on the forum dies

i wish i was black

Granted. But you are then sued by Robert Downey Junior for stealing his copyrighted idea.

I wish the forum would stop being so quiet

everyone gets on and its starts to become active again but you and the only one not on at the time

i wish i was an rpg charicter

You become an RPG character, but Andres kills you off.

I wish I had something to do today.

You find something to do today. It involves munging...(PM me if you want to know what that is...but be warned..it's fucked up..)

I wish all my homework was done and turned in on time.

Your homework is finished but all wrong and you fail all of them.

I wish this wish wouldn't get granted.

wtf Joseph.
God exploded trying to comprehend your wish.

I wish I didn't look up munging.

you didnt but your curiousity overcomes you and you do it anyway

i wish i knew what munging was

You find out from Joseph. You then regret your wish

I wish there was a better cooking show on right now.

And an awesome cooking show comes on but then your tv dies

[i really do want to know]
i wish i could liftd 1000 lb.

lawl I blew up Reaper and panda
You can lift 1,000 pounds, but even the slightest speck of dust makes you lose your grip.

I wish I had an uncorrupted cheesecake right now.

you get your cheesecake but it is really cheese

i wish i was invulnerable

You're invulnerable... to invulnerability.

I wish I had a lightsaber.

You get one but when you turn it on you cut yourself in half

i wish i had all the videogames and counsils and tvs availible on any market

You get them, but you lose all your game systems.

your wish was granted

i wish i could do a standing backflip

You can do a standing back flip. But soon after you get into a car accident and have your legs amputated. You can no longer stand.

I wish I didn't have to altar serve right now

the church burns down with you inside

i wish i was pandawaffle

Wish granted, but you die from the stress of having too many honor classes.

I wish I was D.N.A.

Wish granted, but you die from the stress of being a site Admin.

I wish I was whoojoseph.