PENGUINS RULE THE WORLD.

There once was a world inhabited by penguins
Who lived in harmony
Til the humans came and left but one
That fulfilled a prophecy
That penguin grew forty-six feet high...
(actually, forty-six and four inches.)
...Forty-six foot four
And he went to kill the elephants
(Actually, they've been gone. You can thank the Flight of the Conchords.)

(Mark: Mkay, I'm tired of this medieval sounding crap. Can we move on to my version?)
(Joseph: Fine, have it your way.)

WHOOOOOOOOOOOOA
WHOOOOOOOOOOOOOA
WORLD DOMINATION BY A PENGUIN

He placed his throne on
The Eiffel Tower
Where he will regain all his power
He made a puffin
His lovely queen
Who would oversee every scene, but
Humans were dying
From attempts of flying
Rebellion was trying (to kill him)

(Joseph: Okay, yeah. This whole punk/post-hardcore thing isn't working for me.)
(Mark: Fine, what do you have in mind?)
(Joseph: COUNTRY.)
(Mark: ... No.)
(Joseph: Fine. How about this?)

[insert totally awesome riff here]

(Mark: We're telling a story about a penguin, remember?)
(Joseph: Ohyeahh....)
(Mark: Dude... I think... it's time.)
(Joseph: You're telling me we've wasted that much time already?)
(Mark: Shut up and sing.)

Then the humans shot him with their guns
The penguin got mad and shouted with fun:
"PENGUIN SOLO."

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....
....
....
(Joseph: Wait, what sound does a penguin make?)
(Mark: ... I don't remember.)
(Joseph: So... we wasted another solo. THIRD TIME THIS WEEK, MAN.)
(Mark: ... YEAH.)

...
PENGUINS RULE THE WORLD.

[insert explosion here]

you do realize if penguins leave the cold climate they will get colds and die

France is cold... ish.

Psh, that's what they want you to think.

no im serious
that is the biggest threat for zookeepers is for them to catch colds and infect penguins

Wellyeahh.
But this penguin fulfilled a prophecy that made him immune to colds and other various things.

they also have to live in cold temperatures because their sweat glands have not been develod so they would die of hyperthemia

Dude.
He fulfilled a damn prophecy.
THE END.

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sure you could have picked a better animal

Fine, YOU write a song on a prophecy-fulfilling animal.

I like penguins. Ahaha. Sorry, this post looked lonely.

sure did lets start a panda revelution
or a monkey one

PANDAS!! Heck yes.

I always believed that badgers would take over the world.

i will rule them with an iron fist

Hm..I think I'll be the ruler thank you very much.