Corrupt A Wish

Wish granted. I sort of don't understand by what you mean by your wish so here goes:

You sing with such control and power that people die when they hear your voice, thus resulting in the collapse of Earth was we know it.

I wish I didn't have to take notes for the Pre-Cal assignment.

You don't. Instead, Mrs. Saikali assigns 3000 problems instead of 600.

I wish there was no summer work at all.

Wish granted, you now instead have nothing to do. Out of boredom, you make love to a dakimakura (hugging pillow) featuring Pikachu [I think there's one out there].
[shitajiki = pencil board
power (re: singing) = kinda like volumne?
control = control over one's voice so you don't sound like a dying fart]

I wish for a fish.

Granted. But it swims away.

I wish I had a cool name for my pet balloon.

Wish granted, but it means something extremely inappropriate in another language.

I wish for more Pocky.

Granted, but they got eaten before they got to you.

I wish I had an accompaniment to go with my blues solo.

Wish granted, but it sounds like a dying cat in an erupting volcano.

I wish for more thigh-high socks.

Wish granted. But they're too tight and cut off your circulation, thus resulting in your death.

I wish Mario and I could hang out sometime soon.

Wish granted, but zombie shortly invade after you two meet and take over the world.

I wish I could go to the zoo with Dave again.

You can, but it just so turns out that he moved to Texas again. You go to Texas and spend a day with him at the zoo, only to realize you have no ride home, and Dave will not take you in.

I wish I could drive.

Wish granted. But you take me with you on a drive once and I die. Ahaha.

Actually now that I think about it, I think that only affects me.

I wish that when I do drive, I don't kill myself or any of my passengers.

Granted. You don't kill yourself, but you get into an accident that renders your arms and legs useless.

I wish...

Idunno. I just wish for everything, I guess.

Wish granted. But when you wished for everything, you also wished for the negatives in life and the result was WWIII and everyone including you perished.

I wish I wasn't feeling so depressed.

Granted; you take anti-depressants, which gives you a fake happiness, which in some cases is even worse than real sadness.

I wish I was free.

Wish granted. But you're only free in your point of view. For what is freedom?

I wish I can just forgive and forget.

You do but it's fake so it's pointless

I wish I was super rich

Wish granted. But it's stolen riches and the FBI is now after you.

I wish I didn't have to sleep anymore.

Wish granted but your immune system fails as a result and you suffer and die.

I wish I knew how to make pleated skirts. XD

you do but they suck

i wish i was super human

Wish granted, but you're only super human in strength and you lack all basic brain functions.

I wish for 885 million dollars to spend at Anime Expo.

Wish granted, but all the items for sale are the lame ones no one wanted to buy from last year (not even if they were desperate to buy something for the sake of it).

I wish that I didn't have to read through 619 requests for information.

Wish granted, instead you have to read 916 requests.

I wish for more gold on Gaia.

Wish granted, but the Gaia mods notice and IP ban you indefinitely.

I wish I understood what the actors were saying in the Black Lagoon Musical.

Wish granted, but everything else you hear turns into gibberish.

I wish the fan fiction stories I read get updated sooner.

Granted. The story's plot development gets as worse as Naruto's.

I wish the news would stop showing Michael Jackson.