Corrupt A Wish

Wish granted, but somehow you evovle into Reaper.

I wish for strawberries.

they are rotin

i wish i could make things explode with my mind

Wish granted, but you accidentally blow yourself up.

I wish I could meet Vic Mignogna.

you meet him but you have a heart attack because of seeing him

i wish i was one of the wonder twins

You're the girl one, and you lost your ring. You useless superhero, you

I wish I was around for the part where everyone was wishing they were everyone else.

you where but you get kicked out of the forum for 90 min during that time

i wish i could wish upon a star

Wish granted, but the star falls on you and kills you.

I wish pillows were made of sulfur.

when you go to sleep on them you die of sulfer poisening

i wish i was pinnocio[wooden kid]

You are Pinnochio, but Gippetto constantly rapes you. Eventually he dies and for a while you sit in a dark basement doing absolutely nothing. When you are found, you are thrown into a fire.

I wish

Spoiler:

Wish granted.

Spoiler:

I wish Ian would post and continue on the campaign.

Taco posts, but D.N.A. goes into a coma for 3 years after slipping in the shower.

I wish for cake.

the cake is poisened and you die

i wish for apple pie

You get apple pie, but it sucks, so you send it back and they put on some..."man parsley" on it. you thoroughly enjoy it, and say you want it exactly how they made it everytime you come back. They are glad to do so, and every day you come back, and have your delicious man parsley apple pie

I wish my new phone won't break as easily as the last ones

you get a new phone but it doesnt work to begin with so it cant break

i wish i was a girl

Do I even need to corrupt this wish?

Okay, you become a girl, but you're a lesbian, and fall in love with your sister. And you are forever on your period for some reason, and you have no boobs.

I wish I didn't just picture what Matthew looked like as a girl XD

Granted. Then you picture me as a girl.

I wish I didn't have to go to school tomorrow.

Granted, but the material that was supposed to be covered tomorrow actually takes a month to explain, and since the teachers didn't have to condense it into one day, there is an extra month of school. You then fail and have to take summer classes. After summer school, you have two weeks of summer left, which is spent cleaning up all the paper work in your room from all the extra work.

I wish the new episodes of Family Guy played soon.

The episode played so soon that you missed it

i wish i was like the god in the sims

Wish granted, but you fail at managing things properly and the world explodes.

I wish I didn't have two quizzes tomorrow.

you dont have two quizes
you teacher decides to make them finals about stuff you havent learned yet and you fail the class
in your depression your head explodes

i wish people would post more

Wish granted:
So many people post, the server crashes.

I wish to go on a cruise over Christmas break.

Wish granted, but the ship sinks and your lover is lost to the deep waters.

I wish I could be Dick Grayson.

you get killed off because your spin off series suck

i wish the world would be like left 4 dead and i would survive

Wish granted. The world is like Left 4 Dead and you survive. Unfortunately, you are the only one that somehow does survive, and the constant moanings and living in tight spaces and surviving on MREs and rat feces gets to you. In an attempt to take your own life, you place your auto shotgun to your mouth and pull the trigger, only to find that you have wasted all your bullets on undead. You are left to either survive for the rest of your life living like shit, or suffer for a prolonged period of time and eventually starve to death.

I wish I could work on Nexus

Granted. But somehow you got killed by Nero, your own character. (We're referring to THAT Nexus, right?)

I wish I was an elitist bastard.