Corrupt A Wish

Wish granted, they now cover you all week.

I wish I could find Bokurano online.

Granted. But it's all in a quality so low, you couldn't tell the words apart from the pictures.

I wish I had a band with talented partners.

Wish granted and your band becomes extremely successful.
But this new lifestyle drives all of you to commit seppuku.

I wish for scrap cloth to work with.

You get it, but later find out it was used to clean the feces off of a dead dog's corpse.

I wish I was raped and murdered.

Um...wish granted? You got raped and murdered and we never found your body, thus upsetting your mommy and she committed suicide.

I wish for unlimited texting.

Granted, but you don't have a phone to text with.

I wish I felt really tired so I can go to sleep.

Wish granted, but you have a nightmare consisting of Mario in a tutu making out with me and random anime characters dressed as clowns. Also, you don't wake up for nine years.

I wish for a leek.

Granted, but it comes with a wild, rabid level 99 Farfetch'd. Use your imagination for what happens next.

I wish for a radish.

Wish granted, but it comes from Princess Peach's... place and she shoves it down your throat.
You choke and die.

I wish for a mudkip.

Granted, but it evolves into a Swampert the minute you touch it. (Yes, it skipped a whole stage.)

I was pedobear was staring out my window.

Okay, as a comment to Elise's..I think I'm the one scarred for life. Ahaha. I don't want to re-imagine my boyfriend in a tutu...

Anyways, wish granted. I'm more or less confused on what you want. So I guess the pedobear eats you?

I wish I could have a dad that loves me.

Wish granted.
You have a father who loves you so much, he'll die for you.
And that's exactly what he does.

I wish a had a pet baby panda.

Wish granted. But you're so skinny that he thinks your leg is a piece of bamboo. He bites part of your leg off and you're sent to the hospital.

I wish there were more than 24 hours in a day.

Wish granted, everyone has more time to be active.
Then humans wore out the Earth faster, making it inhabitable.
We all die.

I wish Pluto was considered a planet again.

Wish granted. But now everyone thinks Earth isn't a planet and human thought collapses at the thought of this so called blasphemy.

I wish I had a pony.

Wish granted, but it diseased and dying. Also, whenever you attempt to touch it in anyway, it has a seizure.

I wish I was narcoleptic for a week.

Um..I am narcoleptic..it's not really fun. But sure. Wish granted. But you will suffer from cataplexy as a result.

I wish I wasn't narcoleptic anymore.

[I don't mean half of my wishes.
I try to chose things that are interesting to corrupt.]

Wish granted, but you don't ever feel tired or go to sleep at all.

I wish for deep turquoise nail polish.

Wish granted, but when you put it on your nails explode and fall off your fingers.

I wish I was murdered and thrown into the sea, and no one would ever find me. Thus resulting in an unsolved mystery.

Wish granted, but your soul never left your body for heaven/hell/the afterlife.
You are now an earth-bound spirit at the bottom of the ocean.

I wish I worked at Square Enix as a character designer.

Wish granted. But you're so terrible that no one really cares about you.

I wish I was loved.

you are and you die because your love doesnt want to share you

i wish i could grant my own wishes without limit.

Granted. But all your wished get corrupted.

I wish I could corrupt Reaper's wishes without limit.

you do but you get sick of them all and get murdered by one of his wishes

i wish megan fox was my girlfriend and loved me

Granted. But you die in an Autobot accident, leaving Megan Fox a widow, where Joseph takes over.

I wish I was in bed with Megan Fox right now.